Royal Society of Evil Bastards

DEBBY JUST HIT THE WALL!!!!11one

Wed, 22 Dec 2004 19:17:45 GMT

ARGH! See what happens when I have no one to talk to! I start singing about wanting to be back in a decade that I wasn't even born in, but I've got the music in my souuuuul! I love watching the video because of nostalgia, not because there's three seconds of a guy shaking his ass! >____< ARGH! I wish Bowling for Soup lived across the street from meee...

Ah, that was awkward and even I don't know what the point was.

Anyway, I'm bored/hyperkinda. =\ I think I'll go write some Al-Team or something so I don't load up my livejournal with too much of my writing. Doing so would have DISASTROUS CONSEQUENCES!

Joining the trend, with a VENGEANCE!

Tue, 21 Dec 2004 21:02:53 GMT

Argh! The trend is too much to resist!
Yeah, you know the drill! >=o Post and I'll reply with my fondest memory of you, yadda, yadda... BUT TO BE DIFFERENT, I will also post my most awkward and worst memory of you! =o

Otherwise...
Waiting for my fucking pizza... >-

OMFGthisisapublicserviceannoucentthisisonlyatest

Mon, 20 Dec 2004 22:57:28 GMT

>=o I LIVE!

Now that basketball is done, I'll try to post more often =\

OMFG!!1 Greenday is my new favoritest band! Billy Joe is one sexy sonuvabitch. I need a Greenday icon, it is DECIDED! Argh, I need yaoi to survive, and I'm finding it in all the weirdest places. =o! I really need to change my livejournal's look. Maybe I should put Colin Mochrie somewhere, he's the shiznit. And...

Lost my train of thought =\

I'm gonna try and get on MSN later on or tomorrow, even, so I could talk to my good friends! =D

If I had two sets of lips I'd kiss mahself!

Sat, 09 Oct 2004 18:10:07 GMT

Oh yeah, Will Smith and Rocky are the shiznit.

BAH! This has not been updated in FOREVAAAAAA! Hahaha, I'm so bouncy. *laughs for no reason*

Anyways. I've found out a lot about myself since school started, which is weird because I thought I knew myself better than anyone else, oh WELLS! First off, I'm actually really athletic @_@ I love sports now, I hated them last year! Oooh, basketball starts this Wednesday.... ANOTHER THING! I have a inkling of SK00l SPIIIIIRIT in me! Mostly because a lot of my friends are on student counciiiil! Also, because our colors are red and black (so cool). And lastly.... I LUV ASHLEE SIMPSON OMFG!!!1one

Anyways, I hope the nothing too drastic happened while I was gone, and if it did, I will FIND IT ALL OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT!

WHODUNIT CORPS AND THE TODD SQUAD!?! OMGWTF

Fri, 30 Jul 2004 17:41:23 GMT

Bwahahha! I made an Al-Team icon, I am the AWESOMEST!!1 I might make some more, if I ever get around to it =o I also made a fanfiction for anyone who wants to read it!
It tells how the Al-Team was once the Whodunit Corps and sucked, so the split up and met back at an IHOP 2 years later, new and IMPROVED!

PREVIEW:
Al: Well, after we split up, I got a job as a Disneyland mascot, which practically came with good leadership skills, and now I coach an Olympic croquet team!
Todd: The CRACKETS?!
Al: The one and only!

Yeah, its incredibly stupid :D So read it!

It was a clear night. Not a cloud littered the sky. Oh yes, this was the perfect night. The perfect night... for DANGER! Or so was the idea of a group of ordinary people wandering around this night. This is their story.

THE RECLUSIVE MAYOR MYSTERY

2 Hours Earlier...

Darcy: Yes… THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!
Al: Oh, sorry. *Takes off fake mustache*
Lucy: Sadly, that was the funniest thing to happen in the history of Whodunit Corps.
Lee: Hah, lame Scooby Doo joke...
Cat: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Todd: We’re such losers...
Al: Only because we haven’t got a case in a while. I’M SURE ONE WILL COME UP IN A WHILE!
A CASE ARRIVES!

Lee: Hah, that was only a second...
Cat: God, SHUT UP.
Todd: Let me see, on account of I’m the only one of us who can read...
Lucy: Just tell us what it says!

Todd: The Mayor of Bonerland, New Jersey has been pronounced missing, we are asking the Ambiguity Corps to locate and rescue the mayor. The mayor has frizzy green hair, an eye patch; one arm replaced with a sausage, and is known to run in a Scooby Doo like fashion.
Al: Shouldn’t be too hard to find, now lets GOOOO!

Bonerland, New Jersey

*They reach the city only to find many frizzy green-haired, eye patched, arms replaced with a sausages people running around in a Scooby Doo like fashion.

Darcy: GOD DAMMIT!

Al: No problem lets just split up and look for clues! Lucy and Lee will go sideways, Darcy and Todd will go swimming, and Cat and I will go get some Chinese food.
Lucy: Sounds like a plaaaan!
Al: Whodunit Corps, move out and meet back in an hour! *Puts on red ascot*

After Intense Searching, the Whodunit Corps reunite!

Al: All right! What did you guys find?
Lee: Um... We found that... the kidnapper... isn’t a brick wall.
Lucy: And he’s doesn’t like raisins.
Darcy: OMFG!!!1one You guys totally stole our clues!
Todd: Yeah, we worked forever to get those clues!
Al: You guys suck!
Lee: Oh yeah, what did you get?
Cat: A very crucial piece of evidence!
Darcy: What?
Cat: Uh... The kidnapper isn’t nice.
Lee: Well, you got us beat!
Lucy: This case is going nowhere!

Just as a fight is about break out, who should arrive but the MAYOR!

Mayor: What the hell is going on here?!
Darcy: Hey, he’s not kidnapped anymore!
Mayor: Kidnapped? WHAT? I go to the grocery store for 15 minutes and you lead a search team after me?
Civilians: Our bad!

Later...

NEWSPAPER: WHODUNIT CORPS ARE RETARDS!
Cat: THAT’S OPINION NOT NEWS!
Lucy: WHO CARES! Our company is a laughing stock, and its all your guy’s fault!
Al: do you doubt my leadership skills?!
Lucy: When you tell us to go “SIDEWAYS”, YEAH! It’s EAST OR WEST RETARD, EAST OR WEST!
Al: Well, I’m only bad at directions because Todd gives me bad directions! Arm with a sausage, Todd, ARM WITH A SAUSAGE!?
Todd: Well… I’m only bad at giving directions because Darcy eats too much!
Darcy: *Runs off crying*
Lee: Guys...
Cat: Come on, we all have fun no matter how much we suck!
Lucy: Oh yeah, well I don’t want to suck anymore. I QUIT! *Stomps off*
Al: You can’t quit, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO QUIT! *Runs off*
Todd: Well, maybe I quit! Yeah, I do! *Walks away*
Darcy: *comes back* I don’t want to be discriminated against because of my eating habits, I quit! *Rolls away*
Cat: Well... It looks like we’re alone Lee...
Lee: Yeah...
Cat: ...
Lee: Do you think we get the purple van?
Cat: *Holds up keys* You know it!

And so ended the Whodunit Corps. However, a new age was upon them...

Two Years Later...

Cat: All right, and hold that there.
Patient: All right...
Door: *knocks!*
Cat: Come in!
Lee: Well hello there Dr. Dentist!
Cat: Hey Lee! What’s going on?
*Patient looks at Dr. Cat, wondering if he can take the spit sucker out of his mouth*
Cat: Not right now!
Lee: Anyways, I got this weird letter to us that invites us to an IHOP!
Cat: IHOP!? How can we say no?
Lee: But it seems kind of dangerous...
Cat: Hey, who’s the dentist here?
Patient: *Head blows up*
Lee: Uh...
Cat: That never happened.
Lee: All right then, lets go!

At the IHOP...

Cat: *parks the van over three spaces*
Lee: Smooth. We should have used llamas to get over here!
Cat: NEVER! This van has many memories! Drunken nights, barbeques, the list goes on and on!
Lee: Whatever, lets go get our pancakes!
Cat: I want a burger!
Darcy: What are you guys doing here?
Lee and Cat: Darcy!
Lee: What happened to you?
Darcy: You guys have changed a bit!
Todd: Oh, wow! Lee! Cat! *looks* Darcy.
Darcy: Charmed.
Cat: Hey, lets all go inside and eat together!

All: *Go inside*
Lucy: What do you mean you don’t offer Splenda!? Feel thy ninja wrath!
Waitress: o_O
Al: Stop harassing the waitress while she’s getting me my Sweet-n-Low!
Lucy: FOOL! *ninja thing*
Lee: Hey! The whole gangs here, its like a reunion!

They all sit down at a table!

Cat: Wow! You guys have changed a lot!
Lee: Tell us of your tales!

Al: Well, after we split up, I got a job as a Disneyland mascot, which practically came with good leadership skills, and now I coach an Olympic croquet team!
Todd: The CRACKETS?!
Al: The one and only!
Cat: What about you Todd?

Todd: Well, after the breakup, I worked as an Alaskan scuba diver. Finding business wasn’t very well, I moved to China and became a guru of all things Al. I also got all these snazzy green duds and this cool hat!

Lucy: Here’s my story! Finding nowhere to turn after we split up. I got bit by a radioactive Jay Leno and became a super stealthy stealther! Now I’m a ninja by day, clock polisher by night.
Cat: What a lifestyle!
Lee: What about you Darcy?
Darcy: Well, in order to improve my sexiness, I took a job at NASA-
All: Naturally.
Darcy: Where I became the stud you see today! I also had stomach scrunching surgery to lessen my appetite! I now only eat 7 times a day!

Darcy: What about you guys, you stayed together, didn’t you?
Cat: Yes! After the split, we were temporarily members of the Jiggle Butt Gang. Sadly, it didn’t last and so we decided to follow our dreams in the purple van!
Lee: I became a super superior Llama mage, and Cat became a dentist.
Cat: So Al became a better leader, Todd became a guru, Lucy became a ninja, Darcy became sexy, Lee became a Llama mage... and I became a dentist...

After reuniting some more...

Al: So we all got the same letter... But who could it be from?
Darcy: I smell a mystery...
Lee: Then there’s a mystery to be solved!
Al: Does that mean Whodunit Corps is back in business?
Cat: No! How about we’re called something that doesn’t suck?
Lucy: *tears form* How about... THE AL TEAM?!
Al: *tears!* Or the LUCY LEAGUE!?
Todd: Or... THE DARCY TEAM?! *cries*
Darcy: *sniff* Or the Todd Squad?!
Lee: No! Let’s just call it the Al-Team!
Cat: Good thinking... FRIEND! *cries*
Lee: *cries*

Such a tearful reunion... It would be a shame if the building were to...

Building: *blows up*

WHO SENT THE AL-TEAM TO THE EXPLODING IHOP? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON THE NEXT CHAPTER OF THE EXCITING PREQUEL TO THE AL TEAM!

Yeah, that was basically it =o

It's all in the wrist >=o

Tue, 27 Jul 2004 20:05:49 GMT

First off, thank ye to all who congratulated Al and I ^_^ *SUPA GLOMP*

Second, I'll get to be on more often because I found out how to get the internet on my brother's computer =) Which is quite good news because now I can be on in the mornings and see ye guys more ^o^

Rargh, I'm gonna go read some fanfiction and drink some coffee =o *Waddles off into the sunset*

DID THIIIS!

Revelatiooooons! =ooo

Sun, 25 Jul 2004 03:35:52 GMT

Quite a bit to talk about today.

I'll start with the miscellaneous, non important stuff, then get to the good news ^_^

I've been reading a lot of Kingdom Hearts fanfiction (Sora/Riku mostly X3) and it has inspired me to do a little fanart, which I haven't finished yet, but I think its going along quite well. I just want to showww, I basically have finished coloring Sora's hair, I still have to color his clothes and do Riku though =o This is the first shounen-ai-sey pic I've CG, and for all ye yaoi haters, theres nothing bad in it =o I just want to know how I'm dooooing!

Heeere: http://www.angelfire.com/ab7/wootinany/Thus_Farrr.jpg

Enough of the idle chit-chat! Drop your spatulas and pantaloons! >=o This is the news o' the century! This is the stuff you should give a rats ass about! =o

After a throughly intresting game of GUEEEESSS WHO, Aldeh and I have become a bona fide coupleeee! ^________________^ Tis a glorious day! In fact, I still remember my old annoying Al-chasin' antics from long ago =o Now there is no need for such things! *casts them away into the fires of California Adventure!* ^_^ I'm reaaaaally happy! Ecstatic even! =DDD

=^_____________________^=

I wonder if its ever hard to reeeeeaaaaaaad what I type when I'm constantly over-using letters >=o OH WELLLSSS!

Bwaaaah!?

Fri, 23 Jul 2004 22:37:03 GMT

Waaaah >___< So much has happened in the... uh... whatever time I've been gone. Luckily, if I'm good, my dad may let up on the no-internet when school starts! And I'm doing really good so far, I can't waaaaait! ^____^

I've been thinking about all meh online buddies a lot. Having the occasional flashback when I find stuff of those wonderful days... *Sigh* Its so good to be on, even for only two days! ^____^ I JUST LOVE YOU PEOPLE SO MUCH! ;______;

I hope Aldeh gets on soon >:o

Ah, it's good to be back!

Fri, 21 May 2004 01:18:55 GMT

CAN'T STOP LOVING YOOOOU!

Ah, what a marvelous day. When I got home, I managed to get on the computer and was greeted most kindly by Aldeh-kun. =3

I can't believe its been a whole 2 months and somewhat days since my internet ban =\ It's been much too long. And more of my friends have gotten LJs! =o I have some definete adding to do!

Apparently, its my Not-Birthday tomorrow, hoorah for meeee!